Conservatives against Global Warming
From: Strategy Coordinator
Subject: Supporting the policies against Global Warming.
Many of you are against anything to do with global warming because you believe that the climate we have now is the same as when Adam and Eve lived in the Garden of Eden a few thousand years ago, and weather-wise, not much has changed since then, and those Godless, evolution believing liberals are trying to lure us from our righteous path, or your business's bottom line would suffer if you had to comply with any more pollution regulations.
However, a greater good is possible if those bleeding heart liberals' theory just happens to be true. For one thing, if it is true, it could lead to their own undoing and what can be wrong with that.
If global warming is stopped, then the Ice Age will surely return, and the glaciers that result in the Ice Age will return. They will build in north central Canada and eventually move south. New York City will be wiped off the face of the earth, as well as, the rest of that liberal infestation in New England. Most major cities in the northern U.S. will be cleaned away. I don't know about you, but this sounds like a catastrophe of biblical proportions.
What finer retribution than to have the liberals win their cause against global warming and be wiped clean from the face of the earth. Sounds like Divine retribution and you should support it by sending us what ever you can afford to give.
We will use the money to further the struggle against global warming, and unlike those Godless liberals, we will work as God's instruments to bring justice to a Godless group of people who should be purged from the surface of this earth -- a form of cleansing that is long overdue.
Pray that we are as successful here as we have been in passing judgement over others before. And send us whatever you can afford.